Head Shots

[MarieDelta]

Guys ever wonder what the ladies think of your profile shot? Wonder no more
http://seekingdesperately.blogspot.com/?zx=649b42128c1ebd18

Ladies - I highly recomend looking , just for the laughs..

[Long Duck Dong]

some of the remarks were superb....and goes to show out a pic can say so much....other than look at my cock......

sure cock shots can be good.... but for gods sakes.... take a good one of ya cock......even a average sized cock can be a masterpiece of temptation with the right pose.....

[Caaveman]

Thanks marie, I needed a good laugh. And those comments to those photo's sure enough got me a few. LOL

[Georgie_Girl]

That was slightly disturbing. O.O Comments were funny though :)

[rissababynta]

Lmao that was great.

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

OMG Marie...I oughta know better than to sip stuff while looking at these kinds of things...lmao. Loved the comments.
Laughing Cat :color:

[Bi-Zarro]

Wow, some guys have the most disturbing looking cocks. Eeek.

[cand86]

That's pretty awesome- I was laughing my head off at some of those.

Though the whole thing with the genital pictures did get me thinking of Bacchus' post about "man junk" (http://www.erosblog.com/2008/05/13/ix-nay-on-the-man-junk/). It never ceases to amaze me how many guys think all I want to do is just drool over dick pics within the first five seconds of meeting online. Hint to dudes: your face will do a lot more to influence me than your privates, unless they're truly incredible (and no, they're not).

[Lateralus]

I'm dying over here! Thanks for the page.

[M. Wolfe]

The "Brings new meaning to banging yoy head against the wall." one made me cringe.

[codybear3]

Lol... Those were funny... Imagine getting between this guys legs to do you thing and his penis is staring right back at you?!?!?!?!?! :eek: :paw::paw:

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

LMAO Looks like Dude was in some horrific fall-off-the-bed-whilst-rock hard-accident, or got it caught in a wringer washer at an early age....If I went down to do what I Love to do and saw that thing, I think I'd gag....then RUN!:eek:
Picky Cat

[Bi-Zarro]

Lol... Those were funny... Imagine getting between this guys legs to do you thing and his penis is staring right back at you?!?!?!?!?! :eek: :paw::paw:

It looks like it's flexing. Like it has an elbow!

[M. Wolfe]

It looks like it's flexing. Like it has an elbow!

Or an arthritic knuckle.

[MarieDelta]

So maybe that one wasnt bragging so much as well ...warning?

"Caution: things that may freak you out in my pants alert"

[TwylaTwobits]

Lol... Those were funny... Imagine getting between this guys legs to do you thing and his penis is staring right back at you?!?!?!?!?! :eek: :paw::paw:

LOL that one was ummm let's say my guy sent me the link to look at the comments long before I found this thread. That particular pic..I took one look and said looks like he broke it at some point. That would be a horrific thing, but if you were with this guy and a virgin who had no internet access, never saw a porn mag and failed health class...you just might think it was normal :)

[M. Wolfe]

LOL that one was ummm let's say my guy sent me the link to look at the comments long before I found this thread. That particular pic..I took one look and said looks like he broke it at some point. That would be a horrific thing, but if you were with this guy and a virgin who had no internet access, never saw a porn mag and failed health class...you just might think it was normal :)

That's a hell of a stretch. Not only is this guy bent, but he has the misfortune to be all those things too. Sheesh, I sure don't envy that guy.

[FalconAngel]

Loved the comment about mixing stars with plaid.

[veganbigmac]

When that guy comes it must be reminiscent of a spitting cobra. Yikes!

[rissababynta]

Or an arthritic knuckle.

Ewww, you're right, it looks like his penis has arthritis? Oh man...think about that for a second...that would SERIOUSLY suck if for some reason someone experienced the same kind of pain that you get from arthritis in their genitals?

My gut reaction is that I want to point and laugh, but I kinda can't cause I feel a bit bad for him. Not all people will fool around with a guy JUST because they like that person all that much. That is the type of thing that once the fly is unzipped a gal might suddenly get a headache...the person that he finds to have a long relationship with would have to be a keeper because that means that that person is just THAT much in love with him.

Oh what the hell...*points and laughs*

[IanBorthwick]

This is one of my pet peeves. I hate the bad pictures men take and the cock shots are really inappropriate. However, it's not as easy for us to get good pictures taken.

We don't have girlfriends that will pose us or take 300 pictures so we can pick and choose. Even straight women will have friends that can be asked to take nudes or semi-nudes. Straight men don't do that, and so bi men have that wall we run into also.

That's why I refuse to post a picture if all I have are bad ones.

[ShyLassUk]

OMG.... never laughed so much
Thanks Marie!!

[BareHunter45]

Lol... Those were funny... Imagine getting between this guys legs to do you thing and his penis is staring right back at you?!?!?!?!?! :eek: :paw::paw:

With that angle...Looks to me like....instead of coming...he went...?

[Realist]

Paul Lynn, an actor who used to frequent the Hollywood Squares game, was once quizzed about the proper way to act, after marrying.

He was asked the question: "What is something that you should never do on your wedding night?"

His answer was, "Point and snicker!"

I'm afraid that would have been difficult for the fellow with the BENT penis!

[M. Wolfe]

Ewww, you're right, it looks like his penis has arthritis? Oh man...think about that for a second...that would SERIOUSLY suck if for some reason someone experienced the same kind of pain that you get from arthritis in their genitals?

My gut reaction is that I want to point and laugh, but I kinda can't cause I feel a bit bad for him. Not all people will fool around with a guy JUST because they like that person all that much. That is the type of thing that once the fly is unzipped a gal might suddenly get a headache...the person that he finds to have a long relationship with would have to be a keeper because that means that that person is just THAT much in love with him.

Oh what the hell...*points and laughs*


Seriously he must have ....fallen on it or something, I dunno. But sure;y there must be corrective surgery for this kinda thing. Maybe that's what this is. Perhaps he took that photo for doctors. ...but why post it???

So many questions that I don't want to ask.

[baleful]

A very sincere thanks for your enjoyment of our little creation.

It started a couple of years ago when a friend and I were talking and she sent me some pictures that had been sent to Her by a personal post she placed on CL.

The result was the website, as we both could not get over the backgrounds of the pictures, let alone some of the other details - like wedding pictures on the wall, or the creepy placement of a teddy bear.

An invitation to join us is offered - I am always looking for new contributors as our "group" is really fluid and on a post as you can basis. More or less, I collect the pictures off of CL ( using only the men 4 women ) and group them into posts of 5 - then the contributors scroll through the new ones and add comments as they are inspired. When a set has a couple comments per picture( 3 to 5), I post them.

Men and women of all sexually orientations are welcome - we do have one gay member ( Token Gay is his site name), a couple of hetero guys (Marshall and Euro Boy),one woman who is bi - and a lot of people for whom I just don't know and don't care about their sexual orientation.

Contact me if you are interested in joining!
Dawn

[codybear3]

A very sincere thanks for your enjoyment of our little creation.

It started a couple of years ago when a friend and I were talking and she sent me some pictures that had been sent to Her by a personal post she placed on CL.

The result was the website, as we both could not get over the backgrounds of the pictures, let alone some of the other details - like wedding pictures on the wall, or the creepy placement of a teddy bear.

An invitation to join us is offered - I am always looking for new contributors as our "group" is really fluid and on a post as you can basis. More or less, I collect the pictures off of CL ( using only the men 4 women ) and group them into posts of 5 - then the contributors scroll through the new ones and add comments as they are inspired. When a set has a couple comments per picture( 3 to 5), I post them.

Men and women of all sexually orientations are welcome - we do have one gay member ( Token Gay is his site name), a couple of hetero guys (Marshall and Euro Boy),one woman who is bi - and a lot of people for whom I just don't know and don't care about their sexual orientation.

Contact me if you are interested in joining!
Dawn

Oh shit... Time to work on our profile pics people... :eek::bigrin::paw::paw:

[Frost]

OMG, Marie, that was hilarious. Though I do feel awful for the guy with the bent dick *shudders* :( Hopefully plastic surgery can correct that...

[TaylorMade]

This is one of my pet peeves. I hate the bad pictures men take and the cock shots are really inappropriate. However, it's not as easy for us to get good pictures taken.

We don't have girlfriends that will pose us or take 300 pictures so we can pick and choose. Even straight women will have friends that can be asked to take nudes or semi-nudes. Straight men don't do that, and so bi men have that wall we run into also.

That's why I refuse to post a picture if all I have are bad ones.

Most cameras (even phone cameras!) have self timers, and you can get a tripod for $20 or less. Many of my nudes were self portraits.

*Taylor*

[M. Wolfe]

Just thought of a good one.

3222

Up parascope! [submarine noises]

[PolyLoveTriad]

ROFLMAO!!!

Best comments...

Cindylou: Caught naked, Jerry covered his nipples so no one would see

Katiefucious: It always amazes that men are so proud of something so small...

I loved this, I was due for a good laugh!

[IanGray]

This blog is cock sure. cock funny in fact. Anyone for sausages?

Ian :tongue:

[meteast chick]

OMG TOO FUNNY!!!

luv and kisses,
xoxoxoxoxoxox
meteast

[Intimate_Light]

http://www.compassionsensuality.net/Images/NetPix/OfferedLove_SML.jpg

Baleful,

First, welcome to our little tribe. From what you wrote it sounds like you are one of the creators of the phunny commentary on head shots.

As a male, I'm sometimes embarrassed at how we men are so obsessed with our penises. On the other hand, having one is like having a portable lover between our legs, so it's not that surprising.
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As far as the comments on how poor quality most such pics are at Craigslist and elsewhere (some sloppy), I'm lucky. I have the skills and background in photography and design to make my pics more artistic, even soulful in some instances.

Case in point from some pixel fun I've had with myself - the pic above.
But even so, I'm also not fooling myself:

--- I am just as guilty of this typical male exhibitionism however artistically expressed, which is really the little boy in most men that just has to show his joy toy. Boys will be boys.

The downside: Really making fools of ourselves by doing so.
Which I probably just did here, once again.

I just do it in a more polished way - lol.

[Intimate_Light]

The problem with limited-time editing here is that one can't walk back from having potentially made a fool of oneself (myself) by deleting a posting (mine). With being an occasional exhibitionist comes occasional regrets. Maybe even shame of feeling a bit too narcissistic.

It's probably a common side-effect for all of us guys who show their joy-toys, presented as artsy or not-so-artsy. Oh, well, I gotta live with the consequences of my actions.