Cherokee_Mountaincat
Aug 2, 2010, 7:28 PM
I'm baaaaack. After not having internet service in four days, the Bad Cat is back...lol
Huggggzzz
The economy is so bad that...
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Wives are having sex with their husbands because
they can no longer afford batteries.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
I bought a toaster oven and my free gift was a bank.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street ."
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the
economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security,
retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline.
I got a call center in Pakistan , and
when I told them I was suicidal,
they got all excited, and asked
if I could drive a truck...
Huggggzzz
The economy is so bad that...
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Wives are having sex with their husbands because
they can no longer afford batteries.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
I bought a toaster oven and my free gift was a bank.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street ."
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the
economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security,
retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline.
I got a call center in Pakistan , and
when I told them I was suicidal,
they got all excited, and asked
if I could drive a truck...